lostgeekette: moriarty-mastermind: once-ling: bltsl4: If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from...
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
basedgodniall: when you and your friends hate the same person
sodamnrelatable: we all complain about wanting love or a relationship, then when someone shows the slightest sign of wanting to be with us we kind of just so fucking accurate i can’t even
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
Walking towards the boys.
cheeseburgerandjelly-babies: Demi: Taylor: Beyonce: Me:
uncontinue: reblog this if you’d like a sweet message in your inbox because i’m feeling nice and would like to spread the love and you don’t even have to be following me
There are two types of greetings:
love-our-nialler: laugh-addict: Friends: Best friends: this couldn’t have been more accurate Accurate
I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...
ears-to-see-and-eyes-to-hearr: the-fandoms-are-cool: let-me-eatcake: bewarethegush: fuckkyeahhgee: …Can we? COUNT ME IN right now we haven’t even got enough to buy a small house 57,103 x 5 = $285,515 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/hassel-island-estate# MORE REBLOGS OKAY MORE REBLOGS 107,235 x 5 = $536,175 Oh god please
other girls: have nice butts, have nice eyes, have nice face shapes, have nice faces, have nice skinny legs, have nice flat tummy, have nice teeth, have nice hair, have nice curves, have nice eyes, have nice smile, have nice nose, have nice cheekbones, have nice boobs
me: i have a blog